Follow this advice and you will go far ........

1. If it rings, put it on hold.

2. If it clunks, call the repairman.

3. If it whistles, ignore it.

4. If it's a friend, stop work and chat.

5. If it's the boss, look busy.

6. If it talks, take notes.

7. If it's handwritten, type it.

8. if it's typed, copy it.

9. If it's copied, file it.

10. If it's Friday, forget it!

Semua orang kena kerja. Kalau tak kerja, macam mana nak hidup? Lainlah kalau gua ni ada kerabat-kerabat Sultan, buleh le agaknya sebulan dapat elaun dua tiga ribu. Nak-nak pulak kalau gua kerabat Sultan Brunei, peh.. memang masyuk habis. Tapi apakan daya, gua bukan dari golongan yang terpilih seperti mereka-mereka itu. Oleh itu, gua kena kerja.

Amat sedikit gua rasa manusia yang rasa pendapatan mingguan/bulanan/tahunan mereka tu cukup. Bill Gates pon masih tak cukup-cukup duit gamaknya. Kalau masyarakat marhain macam gua, dah sah-sah gaji tak penah cukup. Semua benda nak lebih, semua benda tak cukup.

Bila dah kerja tu, banyak orang pulak yang tak happy dengan kerja dia. Ada yang kata kerja banyak, luar bidang, kena buat kerja orang lain, terpaksa ganti orang, jadi kuli bos, dan macam-macam lagi.

Gua? Gua memang dah terang-terang kerja gua diluar bidang pengajian gua. Nak-nak pulak baru-baru nih kena buat kerja baru yang memang haram J gua tak tahu langsung. Gua kena kerja stail-stail lawyer, blajar bahasa-bahasa lawyer. Peh, Gila.

Apa yang gua nak cakap kat sini, gua memang dah muak dengan kerja-kerja opis korporat nih. banyak politik tak tentu pasal. lagi banyak politik dari kes isu royaliti minyak kelantan. Gua tak minat, gua tak bekenan. Tapi apakan daya, gua kena kerja sebab nak bagi anak bini makan.

Gua tengah berusaha untuk totally tukar bidang kerja. Gua nak kerja yang jenis kalau gua pulun lebih, gua dapat lebih. Tapi gua tak minat la jenis-jenis MLM. Bukan jiwa gua. Gua cuma harap gua boleh keluar dari dunia korporat ni secepat mungkin.

Tapi, andai kata gua terpaksa kerja kat sini sampai gua mati, atas sebab-sebab yang memang tak masuk akal, gua redha la. Cuma gua nak pesan, kalau benda jadi macam ni, confirm gua akan jadi ala-ala mayat hidup. Hidup gua dah takde fun-fun lagi dah. Boleh membawak kearah mudarat.

Untuk member-member gua, kalau korang still susah nak jumpak gua, tak kira di majlis-majlis keramaian @ kenduri kawen, reunion-reunion mana-mana, get together punya majlis, dah sah-sah la gua masih lagi stuck kat dunia korporat nih.

HELP ME!

Panas + Berdengung. Tu yang gua rasa kat kepala gua sekarang.

BOS, bole gua MC barang dua tiga hari?

One of my great uncle passed away last week on 09/12/2009. This is the tales between me and the great man.

Othman Saad. He's well known as Cikgu Othman/Man. we call him pak chaq. I dont know much about his childhood / teenage life, but I've heard a hell of the stories from him from time to time. He's the man who loves to tell you stories. Not some lame old man's stories, but a good one. He love to make jokes from time to time.

I've spend quite a lot of my childhood time with him and his family. Besides going back to our 'kampong' to visit our grandpa/ma, I'll definitely will visit his family in Penang during the school holidays.

Even though he's a teacher, he likes to do business very much. He ventured in quite some business, but I just remember the major ones like ikan keli pond, some cow/goat farm, and the ultimate is the traditional pharmaceutical business (minyak angin, gamat, ubat kesihatan lelaki/perempuan, ubat2 rawatan bersalin, makjun, etc.)

I even help him from time to time in his business. Of course he pays me quite a large amount of money for that, but thats not the main point. He's a very generous man. For him, money is just a 'thing'. He told me once that he must spread the wealth to be successful in business. I think I inherit the business passion from him. He teaches me a lot.

He loves food. He eat almost every food. I recognize he likes seafood on top of everything. When all our family gathers together, he's the one will provide us the enormous amount of food (actually pak njang also like doing this). I still remember he's buying crabs, small lobsters, shellfish, all in bucket size amount.

He's the F1 driver in our big family. He's a fast driver, followed by his passion with cars. He loves Honda very much, and his last car was Honda accord. I know some of my family would not agree the fact that he's the fastest driver in our family. I know they will say pak njang is the one, but guys, you're wrong. The fastest maniac is well known toksu mahathir, then pak chaq man. Then pak njang & pak ndak.

Still remember when 'hari raya korban', he's the one who always make the 'sup tulang' with tokwan. He's the one who will grill the meat, fish, and chicken. Those are the days. The younger generation didn't experience this. Actually the people who actually will remember this sweet memory will be just me, lon, pah, late paksu, my younger brother, and maybe kak na and shidah slightly remember this.

Then he started getting his 1st big hit. His passion for seafood is backfiring him. Started with small kidney stone, then a big one. Its the size of bath soap. Then he's getting worse every day, slowly.

My biggest regret is I don't have a chance to pay my debt to him. Put aside the things that he buys me. The amount of money itself is greater 30k. NO DOUBT. Last year, after my wedding, he told me that don't bother to give him money. Its useless. He said he can't spend it anymore. And for a man who has passion about cars, he told me this, "Son, I want to see you successful in your life, don't pay me back my money. The day you drive home a Toyota Camry or a BMW, I know that my money back then was well spend".

DAMN! I don't even owned a car up until the day he passed away. What a shame! I even can't attend his funeral due to work related issue. May he rest in peace.

Al-Fatihah

Gua malas nak cerita pasal team bola Malaysia. Kalau lu orang mau baca, bole kasi baca akhbar-akhbar tempatan yang dok pung-pang-pung-pang cerita Malaysia menang semalam. Nak kasi baik lagi, bole kasi baca SOKERNET.

Gua binggung semalam, gua taktau nak buat apa. Gua tau ada game bola sukan SEA. Terdetik jugak kat kepala gua, kalau en Hasbollah jadi pengulas, mau jugak gua layan game sampai habis. Gua bukak TV2, PEH. Memang pengulas digemari ramai.

Hj hasbollah ni memang champion. Macam mana punya boring pun game tu, kalau beliau jadik pengulas, memang terbaik jadinya. Gua tau ada jugak yang tak suka beliau. Tapi gua suka. Bukan suka macam mana. Tapi suka dia punya detail. Detail sampai tahap pengulas-pengulas bola EPL ESPN tu pon x bole nak kasi terbaik macam tu.

Ada satu game gua penah tengok dulu, dia siap boleh kasi cerita lagi player bola nih kawen dgn sapa, jiran dia sapa, macam mana dia bole kenal bini dia. Tak ke detail gila tuh? Gua saspek kalau pagi tadi player tuh makan kari kepala ikan pun dia tau agaknya.

Gua ingat macam nak telepon ESPN Singapore, Kasi ambik dia keja. Ganti je lah Shebby tuh!

Ni dia Line up yang digembar gemburkan untok menjadi pengulas tetap WORLD CUP 2010. Lu orang nampak tak? HJ Hasbollah saja pakai baju yang ada logo Malaysia!

Macam mana kira kalau dah berdoa cenggini rupa nih? Mufti mana-mana tulung jawab jap kat gua

YO

Dah agak lama gua abaikan blog nih.. bukan apa.. gua betul-betul sibuk 3-4 bulan lepas. Proses pertukaran kerja gua. Dari kerja yang syok-syok.. dan sekarang menjadi kerja yang haram jadah tak syok. Sebabtu gua takde nak menulis sangat.

Gua ingat tahun baru lah baru gua nak start steady balik. Ni kira up entry slow-slow untuk mengabiskan tahun. Gua rasa kalau masuk tahun depan, gua mungkin, diulang MUNGKIN bertambah rajin la kot..